Two Pizza's & Two Drinks £35
Welcome to F*** it Feb! January is over. The bills have landed, the weather’s still miserable, and let’s be honest — willpower for dry Jan is running on fumes. This February, we’re giving you permission to loosen the reins and enjoy the simple things done properly. No guilt. No overthinking. Just great food, good drinks, and a reason to get out of the house.
What Pizza?
Choose from any of our Pizza range. The rules are simple: All pizzas on the menu are included. Extra toppings are £2.
What Drink?
Any bottle of beer/cider, or beer on tap. Any soft drink from the fridge or a glass of our house red or white wine.
WHEN?
Starting February 1st to the 28th
Reservations
MAKE A RESERVATION
The Small (But Important) Print
• F*** It Feb runs through February — once it’s gone, it’s gone.
• £35 gets you two Neapolitan pizzas plus wine, beer, or zero-alcohol swaps.
• This one doesn’t stack — no discount cards, vouchers, loyalty tricks.
• One deal per table, per visit.
• Dine-in only — it’s a sit-down, switch-off kind of thing.
• We reserve the right to tweak or pull the offer if needed (but hopefully won’t).
Basically: pick the deal, enjoy the pizzas, don’t try to out-smart it 😉🍕🍷